Kids,
It was June 8, 2007. I was living in Charlotte, NC. I went over to your Uncle JC's place where we played a few games of Asshole.
And then we had a few tiny cups of (umm...) "chocolate milk".
And then we went out for more "chocolate milk" and I danced the night away with your Uncle Mike.
And I was kissed by a gay guy.
And that, kids, is how I met your father.
