LJ: [Inaudible]
Me: What?
LJ: I don't care.
Me: What did you say? Did you say what the hell?
LJ: Umm, I don't know! {Leaves room.}
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Oy vey.
LJ: [Inaudible]
Me: What?
LJ: I don't care.
Me: What did you say? Did you say what the hell?
LJ: Umm, I don't know! {Leaves room.}
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Oy vey.
BJ turned on the ceiling fan in our bedroom. LJ immediately went behind him, turned it off, climbed onto our bed, and sat right next to me.
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Me: Why did you turn off the fan, LJ?
LJ: [Face to face] What?
Me: Why did you turn off the fan, LJ?
LJ: What?
Me: LJ! Why did you turn off the fan?
LJ: What?!? {Laughing}
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Forget it.
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LJ: Hey Mommy! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Me: What are you thinking?
LJ: I don't know! {Laughs}
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I never did find out what he was thinking. I don't think he did, either.
I haven't pee'd in peace for 4 1/2 years, but at least the conversations are getting more interesting.
During my turn of tonight's edition of "everyone needs to potty before bed"...
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LJ: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
LJ: It's me, LJ!
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I will be extra impressed when he responds with "banana".
He's really catching on to the me/you concept!
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LJ: I like play hide and seek. Umm. I like to play hide and seek.
Me: You do?
LJ: I hide and you seek.
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BJ is watching the USA game (World Cup 2014) and LJ is riding his bike throughout the downstairs of our house.
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BJ: Noooooooo!
LJ: Daddy! Stop screaming! Stop screaming!
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Me: LJ, what are you doing?
LJ: Ribbit, ribbit.
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